1. 16:43 20th May 2013

    Notes: 1

    Tags: gpoy

    Plays: 3

    I did the Voice Meme thing. I’m really, really shy with new people and even just this has made me nervous, but here it is. 

    Voice Meme

    ·         Your name and username. 

    ·         Where you’re from. 

    ·         Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. 

    ·         What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? 

    ·         What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? 

    ·         What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?

    ·         What do you say to address a group of people?

    ·         What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?

    ·         Be a wizard or a vampire?

    ·         How old are you?

    ·         Is it cold where you are?

    ·         What is your favorite color?

    ·         What color are your eyes?

    ·         Do you have freckles? 

    ·         When is your birthday?

    ·         What was the last thing you drank?

    ·         Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? 

    ·         Eat a taco or a quesadilla? 

    ·         Be a shark or an elephant? 

    ·         Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.

    ·         What do you call gym shoes? 

    ·         What do you call your grandparents? 

    ·         What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? 

    ·         What is the thing you change the TV channel with? 

    ·         Choose a book and read a passage from it. 

    ·         Do you think you have an accent? 

    ·         Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? 

    ·         End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

     

     
  2. That very last one is so cute and sassy.

     
  3. 20:43 12th May 2013

    Notes: 149629

    Reblogged from danceswithsharks

    image: Download

    insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:


marciantobay:
This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT



I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

    insanetwin:

    frostymaggie:

    rabbivole:

    marciantobay:

    This needs more notes.

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

    image

    I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

    (Source: gunpowderandspark)

     
  4. 12:53 11th May 2013

    Notes: 1

    It’s my birthday!

    I’m celebrating for now by playing SimCity and watching Tangled with my Mom. 

     
  5. 20:38 2nd May 2013

    Notes: 48568

    Reblogged from not-a-painbow

    Tags: humor

    milesjai:

    irish-hugz:

    image

    forgive the super low quality, not sure what happened there

    it was funny in my head and i wanted to see if i could share with you guys

    OH MY GOD

     
  6. 20:30

    Notes: 246193

    Reblogged from ourladyofspearows

    Tags: artdrawing

    itspartofmyprocess:

    draumen:

    flylikeabowtie:

    sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

    yumatsukomo:

    twinkle twinkle little star

    why is art so fuCKING HARD

    #up above the world so high #i cant draw the OTHER EYE

    twinkle twinkle little FUCK

    dammit

    what the-

    I give up.

    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
    fuck fuck
    fuck fuck
    fuck fuck fuck

    it got better

     
  7. 17:36 30th Apr 2013

    Notes: 190987

    Reblogged from ourladyofspearows

    anglosexual:

    misandryinhaiku:

    “women are weaklings!”

    i’m strong enough to carry

    your corpse to the woods

    this haiku is my favorite haiku

     
  8. 13:49 27th Apr 2013

    Notes: 43815

    Reblogged from jabletown

    listerinezero:

    jabletown:

    Wait til they hear about biscuits and gravy.

    image

    What is this high calorie deliciousness and how do I get it in my mouth?!

    widgenstain!

    i was hoping for a non-american to ask about this. ngl, biscuits and gravy, with fried potatoes and…

    Hi! I’m here in ME.

    Sausage biscuits and gravy. Every breakfast place I can think if has them. I can’t think of a lot of places, but I do love me some sausage biscuits and gravy.

    Candied apples. The red stuff is a sugar, corn syrup and cinnamon mix. Ive seen recipes that use melted down red hots to make the coating. I like caramel apples sometimes, but braces kid of ruined every food that gets in your teeth.

    (Source: morgrana)

     
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  10. 19:47

    Notes: 118

    Reblogged from stickmarionette

    Tags: james mcavoy

    theletteraesc:

    all-things-geeky:

    “I’m 5 foot 7, and I’ve got pasty white skin. I don’t think I’m ugly, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not your classic lead man, ‘Brad Pitt’ guy.”                                         

                   Happy 34th Birthday, James McAvoy (21/4/1979)    

    You’re right about many things, James, but you are wrong about this.